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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:42

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

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Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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